Thursday began the wedding weekend whirlwind extravagazna!!! WOW!! I left work Thursday and arrived home to RACHEL!! Yeah!! We went and got our nails done, then went bra hunting for her bridesmaid dress, and then met David in Pearland for dinner!
Friday, I went in to work early so that I could get off early.... I left work at 4:30pm, and headed home to get ready for the Bachelorette party. We left home around 6:15pm and arrived at Patranella's in The Heights area of Houston around 7:00pm. So begins the pictures....
This is also before entering the restaurant...

So, we got into the restaurant, and sat down and waited for everyone to get there...

So, we got into the restaurant, and sat down and waited for everyone to get there...
In the meantime, this wonderful group of people offered to buy me a drink to say "Congratulations" -- they bought me a Sex on the Beach, and it was NASTY. It tasted like cough syrup, and was very foamy, but I had to drink it.. they bought it for me.. I think I drank it so fast because it was gross and I wanted to get rid of it. Then, later, they thought, oh, let's buy her another. So, they did. The picture of us is with the first drink.. nice guys.

This is me. Wow. This is after the 2nd Sex on the Beach.

This little couple was so cute. It was their anniversary, so they wanted to buy me a drink to wish me as much love as they have shared. Sweet. But, also a Sex on the Beach, which just kept getting nastier. I could not understand why I couldn't change my drink.....

This is me. Wow. This is after the 2nd Sex on the Beach.

This little couple was so cute. It was their anniversary, so they wanted to buy me a drink to wish me as much love as they have shared. Sweet. But, also a Sex on the Beach, which just kept getting nastier. I could not understand why I couldn't change my drink.....

This is after the opening of the lingere gifts during the shower portion of dinner.. Rachel bought me an Appletini (which I like)... I was pretty much already wasted at this point.. and kept telling Rachel that the glass was too heavy, I couldn't pick it up.. Wow.... I laughed a lot.. for no reason.

Now, this DUMB LADY. I hate her. She bought me some drink, and it was SOMETHING FIERCE and NASTY! It was super gross. I spit it out on Rachel's foot. Then things got really bad... I was totally out of it. I had no idea where I was... what I was doing, or saying...

Then, they wanted me to eat. But, I didn't want to. So, Desiree cut my chicken for me.. and then my loving mother came to feed me because this is how wasted I was. She kept feeding me mashed potatoes, and I kept telling her, "I don't want anymore mashed potatoes!!!" And I kept getting up in everyone's faces.. weird.
Oh, and the group picture.. of which I AM in!! You see the car.. I am in the car! Crying in the backseat. No one knows why I started crying.... but I did. And I wanted to go home. And I wanted David.

David's mom decorated my Mom's car!

This is David and me... he had to help me get my contacts out.. This is right before I started throwing up.. GROSS.. which lasted until about 11am Saturday morning. Lovely.
Rachel and I after the bridal portrait photo shoot. A great weekend with a great best friend!
3 comments:
"it looks so heavy" "dad drank the red bull" "mom, rachel has to pee really bad" "the wheels on the bus go round and round the bus driver goes up and down" just a few of the funny things you said that night! i had so much fun with you this weekend! thanks for letting me come down!
i hope you found the perfect outfit last night!!! :)
is it bad that i still love to look at these because they still make me laugh?!? :)
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